Everyone else is talking about the Christmas cheer, but I’m just talking about the Christmas beer.
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Everyone is looking forward to the Christmas cheer, but I’m just eagerly awaiting the Christmas cheer.
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What are the chances that Santa slides down the chimney with a satchel full of wine and champagne?
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Friends, at Christmas, I wish you the merriest of tidings and the heartiest of beverages.
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This Christmas season, can we please not all get sappy? Have some egg nog and just get happy!
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Getting sappy at Christmas just isn’t for me. Instead, can you pour a little bit of whiskey into that tea?
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In order to truly recreate the Christmas mornings of our childhood, please recognize that we will soon dress you up in a furry animal suit from great-great grandmother.
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Little sister, Christmas mornings were always about stealing your toys. Now, look out! I think someone’s got her eye on your boys!
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Presents, gifts and all of that are grand. But, hey, with this wine bottle, can you give me a hand?
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Christmas is about the hysterical moments that we all share together.
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Without immense amounts of laughter and joy, Christmas just
would not be the same in our household.
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No matter how crazy we may be during the Christmas season, at least we are all in it together.
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Spending time together, no matter how ridiculous we truly are, is my favorite part of Christmas.
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I still laugh for hours on end when I see you in that funny Christmas suit!
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It seems that Santa has blessed you with some of his poundage this Christmas season.
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Gingerbread men, cookies and lots of little treats. When in the world are we going to get these eats?
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Waiting for Christmas morning is like waiting for a delayed train; we just want it to get here already but we know that once it comes, it will speed away quite quickly.
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Well, my bank account is empty after this Christmas season, but at least I still have family like you!