Funny Christmas Quotes for Children


Twas the night before Christmas – the power just went off, the dog tore open half the presents, the cat peed on the Christmas tree – will Santa come tonight?

Hey guys, let’s rock around the Christmas tree. Opps, the tree’s gone down!

We don’t have a chimney – how does Santa get in? He makes himself small and comes in through the dog door!

Last night I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus and Daddy just laughed.

I ate the cookies we left for Santa – I decided to help him with his diet.

You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout
I’m telling you why – you know why, I’ve told you a million times!

Santa’s eyes twinkle
His beard is soft
His belly is round
And he’s got a wrinkle!

We wish you a Merry Christmas.
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
And …………..opps I forgot what comes next!
Wow – look at the red nose on Rudolph. He better take some cold medicine.

Hip Hip Hooray, Christmas vacation is on its way and then we can play all day!

One a ’Christmas gift, two a gift, three a ’gift four
Five a’ gift, six a ‘gift – we want more!!

I asked for a big screen TV for my room. Oh, so did I. How in the heck is Santa going to fit that in his bag? Huh?

I wonder if Santa bought a GPS this year. I heard he had trouble finding some addresses!

Listen my children and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Santa dear.

What’s that racket up on the roof? Those reindeer must be wearing their hiking boots tonight.

Knock, Knock – who’s there? Oh, it’s grandma, grandpa, uncle Fred, aunt Sue, cousin Sid, great uncle Sam, another grandpa, another grandma, some guy with a red beard, two dogs and – and – and- I think I’ll go to my room.

Listen – Listen- all little boys and girls – If you are good, Santa will bring you goodies on Christmas — and when I say good, I mean really really good!


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